Ascendant:Mom

Ascendant:Hi, Mom…
Ascendant: No, nothing's wrong, I just thought I'd - -
Ascendant: No, I'm fine. Really - - .
Ascendant: Yes, I work with her, mom.
Ascendant: No, we aren't.
Ascendant: No. No. We just work together, mom.
Ascendant: Yeah, I know Ms. Liberty is single…
Ascendant: No, I barely know her.
Ascendant: No, I'm not asking her to dinn - -
Ascendant: No… No, that's not - -
Ascendant: I don't think Ms. Liberty gets a lot of off time, mom.
Ascendant: Look, I know you want grandkids - -
Ascendant: No, I'm NOT calling Inga again, mom.
Ascendant: Yes, I know you liked her, mom…
Ascendant: No, she wasn't a columnist for Spy magazine…
Ascendant: She was a spy for the Fifth Column, mom.
Ascendant: Because they haven't made Spy magazine in like 10 years, mom.
Ascendant: Fine, ok, other than that, you're right, she was great.
Ascendant: No, she's in prison now, mom.
Ascendant: Um… I kinda need to be going on the missi- -
Ascendant: Well, it's pretty important…
Ascendant: No, I didn't say it was more important than talking to you - -
Ascendant: No, I didn't…
Ascendant: Mom…
Ascendant: Mom, don't be like that.
Ascendant: Mom, it's an important mission…
Ascendant: Well, that's because all of them ARE important..
Ascendant: Oh, here we go again… Mom…
Ascendant: Yes, I know he sees his parents all the time…
Ascendant: Well, he can teleport, for one thing, mom…
Ascendant: Yeah, I can, but not all that fast…
Ascendant: Ok… Ok… I'll try…
Ascendant: Yes, I'll be there for brunch on Sunday…
Ascendant: No, I won't forget…
Ascendant: No, mom, I won't.
Ascendant: Look, I already explained about that time…
Ascendant: Mom, that was when the Rikti invaded again…
Ascendant: Yes… It was on the news, Mom…
Ascendant: That's because Oprah isn't news, Mom.
Ascendant: Look, I really have to go…
Ascendant: No, I do.
Ascendant: Because with great power comes great responsibility.
Ascendant: Yes, Mom, it does.
Ascendant: No, what?
Ascendant: Yes, I'm sure that being a father is a lot of responsibility, too.
Ascendant: Because I'm not even seeing anyone right now, let alone - -
Ascendant: That's not why I'm - -
Ascendant: I'm not having this conversation again, Mom.
Ascendant: Look, I'm happy doing what I'm doing…
Ascendant: I don't care if Mr. Jenkins can get me a job with his accounting agen- -
Ascendant: Yes, I'm aware that great accountants also have great responsibilities.
Ascendant: No, I don't. No, that's not - -
Ascendant: Ok, well, whatever…
Ascendant: I've gotta… Right…
Ascendant: Mom, I've gotta…
Ascendant: Right, the mission…
Ascendant: No, I'll call you later…
Ascendant: Right, and I'll see you on Sunday.
Ascendant: Look, I've gotta - - -
Ascendant: Ok, I'm hanging up now.
Ascendant: Ok… Bye, Mom.
Ascendant: I love you, too, Mom.
Ascendant: Hanging up!
Ascendant: Bye.
Ascendant: (Sigh)
Ascendant: Sorry… The phone's free now…